Not Enough Sage in the World T-Shirt — Witchy Humor Unisex Black Tee

For when the energy’s off, the people are worse, and the sage just won’t cut it.

The Not Enough Sage in the World tee is for every witch, empath, or chaos survivor who’s been through one of those days. Featuring a clean white print with hand-drawn typography and a sage bundle illustration, this shirt channels humor, honesty, and hex-free energy. Soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear — because some vibes just can’t be cleared.

Why you’ll love it

• Soft, breathable cotton that feels like your favorite lived-in tee

• Crisp white design with minimalist witchy humor

• Unisex fit that flatters all body types

• Layer it with a flannel or your favorite cardigan for that “I’ve had enough” aesthetic

• Ethically printed in small batches with intention

Fit & sizing
Unisex retail fit; true-to-size
Size guide (chest, measured around fullest part):
S 34–36" • M 38–40" • L 42–44" • XL 46–48" • 2XL 50–52" • 3XL 54–56"
Model note: for that cozy oversized vibe, size up one.

Fabric & care
Soft cotton
Machine wash cold, inside-out • Tumble dry low • Do not iron print

What to pair it with (internal links)

• Pair it with our Protection Spell Candle — because some energy needs more than words.

• Add our Lunar Veil Labradorite Pendant for a subtle shield of calm and clarity.

AEO: Quick Answers 

Q: Is this shirt unisex?
A: Yes! It’s a comfortable unisex fit that works for every body — literally.

Q: Does the print fade or crack?
A: Nope. Our inks are high-quality and long-lasting, even after dozens of washes, if taken care of properly.

Q: Is the fabric soft?
A: Super soft. Think cozy, pre-shrunk, and perfect for everything from rituals to bad workdays.

Q: What’s the meaning behind it?
A: It’s a witchy mood — a mix of humor and truth. When the vibes are off, this shirt says it all for you.